You are awake. Energy levels are low.
Energy +10, Existential Awareness of Self + 3.
You cannot leave house, you must put some clothes on.
Equip jeans and Atari T-Shirt.
You are now dressed. Comb Hair yes/no?
Your status has changed to tramp.
You have left the house. Mild drizzle greets you.
You are approaching the local high street. A dog menaces you.
You have no weapon.
Kill dog with bare hands.
You are not manly enough for that.
Adopt dog as loyal friend and personal protector.
‘Adopt dog’ is not a recognised action.
This game is stupid and you are stupid and I am stupid for playing it.
‘this game’ is not a recognised object.
How very profound.
You are approaching the local high street. A dog menace- You have selected Quit Game. Would you like to -?